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You: i win if you disconnect.
Stranger: you loose if you do.
Stranger: no, it makes perfect sence.
Stranger: if you disconnect.. i win.. if i disconnect.. you win.. there for is you disconnect.. you loose.. and if i disconnect.. i loose
You: and i dont like that
You: it seems we are at an impasse
Stranger: well is right..
You: i suppose we should have a useful conversation then?
Stranger: I'm afraid so. I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.
You: really? youre that smart?
Stranger: Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
You: well in that case i challenge you to a battle of witts
Stranger: for the princess?
You: good. pour the wine.
Stranger: ** pull out bottle.. pour it""
You: inhale this but do not touch
Stranger: ..i smell nothing..
You: what do you do not smell is iocane powder
You: it is oderless tasteless disolves instantly in liquid
You: and is among the more deadly poisons known to man
You: *pulls the goblets away and turns around*
You: *pours poisen and turns back around*
You: which one has the poison? the battle of witts has begun, it ends when you decide and we both drink, and then we find out who is right and who is dead
Stranger: But it's so simple.... All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I
can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
You: youve made your decision then?
Stranger: Not remotely!!! cuz iocane comes from Australia.. as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely filled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them... as you are not trusted by me..so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you..
You: truly you have a dizzying intelect
Stranger: WAIT UNTILL I GET GOING
Stranger: Yes!! Australia..
Stranger: You must have suspected I knew the powder's origins.. SO I can clearly NOT choose the wine in front of me!
You: you are just stalling now
Stranger: You'd like to think that wouldnt you?
Stranger: Is this what you were thinking when you said what you said?
You: yes, it is, you know why?
You: because at the end, you die
Stranger: The second I heard (read) Impasse.. i just had to
Stranger: Im thuroughly impressed.
You: i think that means i bested you in a battle of wits
You: i just didnt expect you to know so much of it
Stranger: I know that movie like the back of my hand.. its kinda my favorite haha
Stranger: i didnt expect you to..
You: that makes me very happy
You: well then, shall we part ways?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.